let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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