if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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