I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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