none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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