butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
