Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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