hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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