Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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