im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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