Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
