I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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