What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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