i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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