We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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