Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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