Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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