marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
