Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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