yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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