belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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