All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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