Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i dont even know how to be here
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Randomize
