Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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