He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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