just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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