think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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