Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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