Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i don't like sucking hair
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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