But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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