uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
she looked like the before picture.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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