i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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