i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
