I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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