If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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