Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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