quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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