I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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