I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Randomize