8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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