you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Michael Bay diarrhea
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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