Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
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