I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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