I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Randomize
