My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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