Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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