How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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