Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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