is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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