They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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