I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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