make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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