I need help removing her.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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